Mahler Axes Phantom Workers at Sports Council

It’s a topic that’s been whispered about for years, phantom workers draining the budget at the National Sports Council. Well, Minister of Sports Anthony Mahler is not sugarcoating the situation. He says when it comes to those who were hired but never showed up to work, the council had to clean house, and he makes no apologies for it. According to Mahler, the NSC had become a dumping ground for political favors, but now, it’s time to earn your keep.

 

Anthony Mahler, Minister of Sports

“That will always be. That is the nature of the business. But if people get a job they have to work, If people get a job they will have to show up to work. Those who don’t show up to work we have parted ways with.”

 

Reporter

“So you have told your colleagues this, that your favored constituents who you have sent to work here, they are not working and I have sent them home.”

 

Anthony Mahler

“That is right, and please don’t call me.”